Dike Flamer

a name for someone who grows up a follower, never knowing who they really are. they just want to be like everyone else. there is usually one person that they particularly are attracted to the idea of being like them. they may or may not actually believe that they are that person. in some cases they can develop a strong sexual attraction for the person they admire. they will go to great lengths to mimic the person they admire such as dressing like them, stealing their clothes, stealing from them, getting a girlfriend when the other person has one. they will attach themselves to one or more places that their crush hangs out and will not leave these places under any circumstances. other symptoms of this disorder are homosexual fantasies, homosexual tendencies, dressing in camouflage, not bathing or doing laundry, and crack smoking.

Mike is really starting to be a Dike Flamer these days. everytime i see him he's at the same place wearing camo and acting like he wants to be like Jam.

by amandasman December 8, 2009

Mine Farmer

Someone is using you to get stuff for them in a game.

You are a mine farmer you're just using me to get good stuff.

by 0eA December 22, 2014

Flamer

A fag, A queer, most bitches all over.

Damn! Like every little fucker I see online or outside or on fire.

dude, don't touch my leg you fucking flamer.
You kicked it with Mae? whoa, you're a flamer!

by MeowMixer October 5, 2004

Angry Farmer

Not to be confused with the angry pirate, the angry dragon or anything similar, the angry farmer is a legendary, albeit mythical sex move, used to make a friend jealous, or as an act of vengeance against a boyfried or lover.
Little is known of the angry farmer, apart from that the female partner needs to be UBER flexible, the first part hurts, but after that multiple orgasms are guaranteed.

Example 1:
RiRi - Hey Mitch, you know that chick that you like?
Mitch - Yeah, why?
RiRi - Well... She was over before... She's SO FLEXIBLE!!
Mitch - WTF, you cunt.
RiRi - Yeah, gave her the angry farmer... I'd heard about it, but i didnt think it was POSSIBLE. Like its pretty gnarly man. The first part sorta hurts, but after that, we're talking multiple OMGasms.
Mitch - *kills self*

Example 2:
Girlfriend - Hey honey....
Boyfriend - Yeah babe?
Girlfriend - You know that guy... The one you hate?
Boyfriend - Yeah, that faggot?
Girlfriend - I was over at his house before... He gave me the angry farmer. I orgasmed seven times. By the way, it's over between you and me. Ha ha.
Boyrfriend - *kills self*

by RiRi RAWR! December 25, 2007

farmers tan

When you leave a sheit on when in the son then later take it off, most of your arm is either burnt or tanned and the rest of your arm and boby is white.

After Jon took his shirt off to swim in the pool, he didn't understand why the girlz were laughing at him. He then looked at himself and found out why!

by for you to decide June 27, 2003

Farmer

A guy who loves young children and whose horn on his car plays the ice cream truck tune. Has an accomplice 'Parky' wo he goes cruising with carrying a net. Uses empty sweet packets to attract kids. ALso in desperate need of a haircut and deodorant

that guy is so sick, he should be locked up. he's a right farmer

by pfhkdjnhsdfhsdfgff March 26, 2009

flamer

faggot; gaylord; homosexual; probably originnated from california

"dude, Maxwell is a total flamer, he had 3 flamers over his house last week."

by mgreendaybabe December 29, 2004