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flashing pumkins

Verb: When somebody flashes their C cup+ breasts. It's a pun for smashing pumkins (the band or the act, changes based on context).
Guy 1: "Yo man this bitch hella fine"
Guy 2: "Yeah dude I saw her doing the flashing pumkins the other day, she got some big ol' titties"
by Cocaine-cola June 1, 2018
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Flashbanging

Someone says something so so so stupid that it just completely throws you and you briefly consider that you're actually the one whose wrong.
Flashbanging is the stupid person's version of gaslighting.
by John PenBloc July 3, 2018
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Flashfight

Using torches/flashlights as a weapon and fighting. It is not dissimilar to fencing/sword fighting, but is more common amongst guards or nighttime tourists.
"I hate you! I declare... A Flashfight!!!"
"No! Barnaby! Anything but that!!"
by C L G May 7, 2018
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flash driving

driving while completely naked
i got drunk last night and started flash driving
by flasher18 May 8, 2018
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flash-write

To quickly write down an essay.

To BS an essay really quickly and jot down the first ideas to come to mind.
I’m about to flash-write the hell out of this essay!
by The Most Mysterious Man March 11, 2018
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Flashole

A person who takes the last bit of water from a Keurig coffee maker and walks away leaving it flashing blue rather than refilling it for the next user.
Who was the last flashole to use the coffee maker?
by Rchess May 11, 2018
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Flash Fuck

Having sex with someone in a few moments when alone!
Jared just Flash Fucked Sierra as soon as the door closed!!!! Stay WOKE Hoes!
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