long duck dong

Commonly known as the male sex organ, or penis. It dates back to the classic 80's movie "better off dead". One character named "long duck dong" a foreign exchange student from japan boned a fat american teen with huge funbags.

"Jeepers, did you see that dudes long duck dong? It was chode looking. Gnarly."

by Kryger January 13, 2009

donger

Basically a guy who is really hot but wouldn't be hot without his foreign accent.

Hotty: Would you like a bag for your baby chicks *in hot australian accent*
Lauren: NO

Later

Katie: Man what a DONGER and he was so snobby about those chicks that we bought!!!
Kaileen: yeah he wouldn't be sexy without his accent MATE

by Toomanymiles April 20, 2011

Dong Jackets

A form of birth control made of latex which has a vast assortment of varieties, sizes, and colors. Made to cover a man's penis during sexual intercourse

Trisha and I were getting hot and heavy last night but as luck would have it neither of us had the dong jackets

by The Fluffiest Bunny February 19, 2009

Dong Whomp

We you Knuckle-fuck a fellow male in the penis.

...And there i was faced with the impossible task of having to Dong Whomp an Asian.

by FredTheFantasticFuckknock January 18, 2010

Dong Pound

A place where many men are located against their will.

Hey Scruber lets go find some babes, this place is turning into a Dong Pound.

by Slippyslip December 10, 2010

Dongaloo

Any object, real or imagined, that is the impetus for adventure and/or distraction.

Is that a dongaloo over there?

I saw a dongaloo on 32nd St. earlier today. You want to do see if it's still there?

by ohchunky May 6, 2011

Dong fongling

The act of repeatedly junk slapping something when you have a massive dong.

Everyone has a fetish, everyone. Tim prefers leather, Jack prefers dress up, and Al prefers dong fongling.

by White lancer August 25, 2012