When someone thinks they are being overly fashionably cool with the latest tech and fashion, when in fact they are being a douche with a bigger price tag.
That guy filming his son's soccer game using the new iPad is looking trés douche!
Having matching socks and laptop cover is trés douche.
Having matching socks and laptop cover is trés douche.
by CO_jcd March 25, 2011
Get the trés douchemug. by Tipsymike April 17, 2016
Get the pumple douchemug. by Donny1010 May 28, 2008
Get the Douche Puppymug. by ElusiveKangaroo March 13, 2010
Get the Douche Dolphinmug. 1. Someone, whom you likely don’t know, that is such a douchebag that you find yourself entertained by his or her antics.
2. Someone, whom you likely know, that is such a douchebag that you are required to find humor in their douchiness in order to maintain your sanity.
3. A situation of either of the above.
2. Someone, whom you likely know, that is such a douchebag that you are required to find humor in their douchiness in order to maintain your sanity.
3. A situation of either of the above.
1. Charlie Sheen is an amuse douche. His “winning” breakdown was so out of control that I found the whole thing hilarious.
2. My best friend’s husband is an amuse douche. He is so controlling of her and such an ass to me that I have to make fun of his bullshit just to maintain my composure around him.
3. This morning’s commute was a total amuse douche. To begin with, I was late getting out of the house. Then I got stuck behind a car that refused to go over 15 in a 30 zone, and once I finally passed them and thought I had free sailing, there was a massive construction backup on the freeway. I was over an hour late to work, and I could only laugh at the stupidity of slow drivers and the state’s inability to post pre-construction notices as I was trying to explain to my boss why I had missed the meeting.
2. My best friend’s husband is an amuse douche. He is so controlling of her and such an ass to me that I have to make fun of his bullshit just to maintain my composure around him.
3. This morning’s commute was a total amuse douche. To begin with, I was late getting out of the house. Then I got stuck behind a car that refused to go over 15 in a 30 zone, and once I finally passed them and thought I had free sailing, there was a massive construction backup on the freeway. I was over an hour late to work, and I could only laugh at the stupidity of slow drivers and the state’s inability to post pre-construction notices as I was trying to explain to my boss why I had missed the meeting.
by Minionite July 25, 2014
Get the Amuse douchemug. 1. A closed minded, thinks they are cool, conformist, jerk/slut, that feels everyone loves them and they are the best.
2. Vage Cleaning Device
Yes, I made a different spelling becuas eit wasn't on here...
2. Vage Cleaning Device
Yes, I made a different spelling becuas eit wasn't on here...
by TaylorElisa January 18, 2009
Get the Douche Bagémug. When you are driving and know someone needs to turn but are in the wrong lane so you block thier turn with your car.
John needs to turn left to go to work but is in the right lane. Michael follows his speed driving right next to him in the left lane preventing John from switching lanes. John misses his turn and must go around, therefore Michael has executed a douche trap.
by Driving trap September 3, 2013
Get the Douche trapmug.