Dixpert

A person either male or female that has extensive experience with handling all things dick related.

Have you visited that new brothel? "No". I heard they only hire experienced dick handlers. Do you mean a dixpert? dixperts

by Bellethan Diamonds January 24, 2024

diaperscaler

A gen Z AI engineer responsible for h100 cluster deployment.

Contact our diaperscaler, another gpu fell off the bus.

by The server dude February 13, 2024

Diapering

The act of wearing a life jacket upside down like a diaper in order to make your body less constricted. This is usually done by pirates with lisps

We had a blast on a boat. We're just diapering all day in the lake.

by babypiratesnapchat2 March 2, 2024

dapper chapper

A word to describe a man who is well-dressed - especially if they are wearing a suit. Have you ever seen someone in public who is particularly well-dressed? You’d call them a dapper chapper.

“Look at that man over there wearing a suit - he’s a dapper chapper!”

by elli_xoi March 3, 2024

diaperscaler

A diaperscaler is a start-up company that strives to become a hyperscaler one day. They typically hire very bright college graduates specialized in ai/ml and crypto. A typical diaperscaler will receive 10-100's of millions of dollars in venture capital to horde Nvidia H100 GPUs and rent them out to eager companies with .ai domains. Diaperscalers often complain about GPU cluster leadtimes and Nvidia pricing. Most diaperscalers lose money when a GPUs falls off the bus. Tech bros love diaperscalers because they share the same passion for high density large scale compute and storage. Diaperscalers make Silicon Valley techbro's relevant and cool once again!

Man, ever since I started working a diaperscaler, these tech bro's are always hitting me up on linked in asking if I want to lower my cost per GPU!

by The server dude March 29, 2024

Diaper Baby

someone who is being a bitch such as rage quitting a game or dropping plans last minute

"Wait how come Gabe isnt coming anymore?" "Apparently his stomach hurts." "Bro, what a fucking diaper baby"

by bemtrolt April 13, 2024

Diaper Zombie

The smaller zombies on the Call of duty Black ops 2 TRANZIT map that jump on your head and scratch you when roaming thru the fog outside of named locations or points of interest

Person#1: Good grief no matter how much I knife I can’t seem to get rid of those little zombies

Person#2: Dude just say Diaper Zombies so I know what you mean!

by nawfside kilo February 18, 2026