Celine Dion

A girl too young to have a proper relationship with, requiring time and effort cultivating a platonic friendship to reap the benefits of a legitimate, legal relationship later. A euphemism for someone who is groomed. See also 401k.

Best used in cases where the pursuer is an older, well-connected gentleman of wealth, especially where the "friendship" includes making the girl's dreams come true. See also 401k.

"Who is that? She looks kinda young to be working here."
- "That's the new secretary in our training program. She wants to be a paralegal."
"Wow, she's beautiful."
- "Hey! Hands off the merchandise. She's my Celine Dion."

by Muziqmatrix May 17, 2025

e-diot

an idiot in a discord server who is chronically online and fucking retarded as shit

"this dude is such an e-diot falling for the most obvious catfish"

by sexo fender October 7, 2025

Jeff and Diosa

A simple but happy and memorable feeling in a relationship between two lovers..

Christmas will be all jeff and diosa for both of us..

by Pastelfishbone July 24, 2011

Do it for dion

Committing really pervy acts like a suburban middle school teacher from rhode island

I saw frank staring at 11 year olds and i told him to do it for dion

by Mrpodrazamemes December 16, 2018

randy vergel de dios

half eboy half john b

hes such a randy vergel de dios

by lberry December 22, 2020

Ryan Matthew De Dios

the hottest and sexiest man ever created
but also is very bad at video games and can’t aim for shir

Ryan Matthew De Dios is a fucking nerd

by BurnieHN May 14, 2021

Beat up Dion day

Beat up Dion day is a day on the 6th of November in which you can beat The fuck outa Dion Hopkins Jr and he CAN NOT fight back

I can't wait for "beat up Dion day" on the 6th

by What Is beat up Dion day? November 5, 2021