David

Such a good guy! He’s funny, sweet, intelligent, and everything you want. He has brown hair and bright blue-green eyes. David likes to watch Big Mouth on Netflix. He has a bit of an odd mind, but you’ll like him a lot and you’ll click with him. He has high grades in most classes. His weak point in academics is Social Studies/History. His self confidence is an 8/10. He’s pretty content with his life.

David likes someone who’s pro-vaccine, funny, and HUMAN, but he hasn’t really thought about it much. He just wants a person that he loves and that loves him back. No physical preference, either. Just convince David that you are a good spouse, and he’ll keep you!!! Keep him close, it’s difficult to come across David!

You’re such a David!

by Danny_Dino January 27, 2020

David Warner

A guy that gets another guy to tamper with a cricket ball.

Stop being a David Warner.

by I’ll have 2 number nines February 24, 2020

Jonathan David

A boy who's hopelessly in love with a girl who's in love with someone else. Firs appeared in the eponymous Belle & Sebastian song. Along the same lines as calling someone a "Lord Anthony."

Look at that poor Jonathan David. He has no idea she's not into him.

by Jorlamer655 October 9, 2010

camp david

the WC; shit closet; toilet

At around 11:00 am, I always have to make a retreat to Camp David to drop a deuce.

by NYPD February 9, 2004

david letterman

1. Long time host of the late show.

2. The coolest person to ever come from Indiana.

I make a point to watch David Letterman's show every night.

David Letterman has the coolest gap in his teeth ever.

by theplainjane April 29, 2005

David Lyle

1.Guitarist of the band black oxygen based in overland park Kansas. Usually plays les pauls. During a concert someone mistook him for slash. He quickly responded with slash is David lyle.

2. Commonly dfl or david fucking lyle.

3. Sex Jesus god man

"dude who is that?"

"are you kidding me that's David lyle!"

by Mcawesomesauce November 16, 2009

david suzuki

someone that knows it all. someone with too much useless knowledge.
To be used as an insult.

named after the host of The nature of things with david suzuki. a world renowned environmental scientist

"you know that theres global warming"

"right on, david suzuki."
feel free follow up with douche bag.

by s|ade April 12, 2005