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Wet Cleveland Tomato

When you catch your wife, a Cleveland native, committing adulterously sexual acts with your recently planted tomato plant. Instead of being angry, you proceed to have a raunchy no-limits sex fest with the plant and your wife. As your infant son watches from the window, certainly scarring him for life, you make the mother of your infant child eat wet dirt while penetrating her. After an hour of passionate lovemaking, it’s time for all participants of the ungodly genital jamboree to switch positions. Your wife is now the tomato plant, which means she needs to be buried taint-deep in dirt and spray-painted red. The tomato plant now assumes the role of the man and you will have to gaze your recently planted wife in the eyes as the stem of the tomato plant sodomizes you. At this point in the botany sex fest, you notice your teenager daughter in the window along with your infant son. You tell them its important for this family progress and continue to get pounded by the seeded tomato plant.
Jonathan, why is my wife in a potted plant? Because George, she just got wet cleveland tomato'ed.
by Seaniebananas December 4, 2016
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deryck cleveland jr

A real Nigga that loves God n would soon be able the buy his momma a rolls Royce
That Nigga deryck Cleveland jr said Adriana is in the past
by Djatl January 30, 2017
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hair cleavage

Hair cleavage is when a guy is wearing a neck plunging shirt (wife beater, polo, or v-neck) and has curly brown/black hair sticking out.
Paulie's gold chain was resting on his hair cleavage which was spewing out of his unbuttoned white polo.
by Rockymyworld27 March 4, 2017
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Shaft cleavage

Exposure of the proximal end of the penis without showing the tip.
Man! You really distracted me with that shaft cleavage.
by Mattmartini namregawz May 27, 2017
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hot clave

When you get a bunch of boys together and bang some sticks on things.
Hey Jim, lets get the boys together and do a hot clave ;)
by Josh&Josh October 10, 2017
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penis cleaner

One who cleans penis(s) with thier mouth.
by Tonacious d April 24, 2018
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Wiener Cleaner

Your wife. It’s not a blow job, it’s a hygiene ritual. Wifely duties
Welcome to the stabbin cabin. Home of the wiener cleaner.

Hey honey, I need a wiener cleaning. Come be my wiener cleaner.
by MrShocker May 1, 2018
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