California Clencher 

A contest where 2 people put as many dildos between their cheeks as possible, and clench as hard as humanly possible until their ass starts cramping up to the point where blood starts pouring out of your ass hole.

"After I tried the California clencher I couldn't sit down for weeks"

California Clencher by JamesNewton February 4, 2025

California Pinch 

An aggressive naval maneuver whence two allied ships encapsulate an enemy ship and prepare for boarding. Upon turning too hard the allied ships collide and both are pushed off course. One to sink and one to ram ranch a rock. A big fucking rock.

"Jalen, arm yourself and prepare for the California Pinch" - Captain Zach

California Pinch by Zinopo February 6, 2025

California Potato Chip 

Little dried chips of man chowder and pussy juice that you find stuck to the back seat of your car. Delicious with clam dip. Watch out for the BBQ version.

Don’t ride in his back seat because someone spilled a bag of California Potato Chips back there. You get pregnant or cut yourself.

California Potato Chip by Masaj Marod February 9, 2025

California lung butter

When a man’s genitals are fully inserted into an esophagus and ejaculation occurs into the respiratory system.

Took her home and gave her the ol’ California lung butter

California lung butter by Gnatnoop February 15, 2025

California Sober

A way of deluding yourself into thinking you are sober by getting high on weed. This delusion practice is often associated with former alcoholics.

John says he's California sober cause he only smokes weed now. He must be high. No one is that stupid.

California Sober by Mighty Slim February 22, 2025

California Math 

When the number or quantity portrayed by an individual is no where near what the actual number or quantity is.

Kendrick said we only had 2 truck loads of boxes to move, there was 7. He needs to stop using that California math when counting.

California Math by Dumpsterfire Commando March 20, 2025

California Shower Method 

Jerking off in California so much that you pass out while taking a shower.

Guys, last night I did the California Shower Method

California Shower Method by oasp March 20, 2025