bumpu

It means an amazing legend or something you would call your loved one

My idol is a bumpu

by kangroo August 12, 2020

bumph

To poke someone in the belly while simultaneously saying the word "bumph" when they don't expect it. You can also add the phrase "Did that hurt?" after the bumph has been issued. It is not necessary but adds a significant effect to the bumph. Sometimes the bumpher will bumph you back and at that point, the only proper way is to bumph back leading to a bumph war. During a bumph war, the bumpher may add in some more phrases such as, "You ate the dirty grapes!!" or "Her hair, its so short!" while the person getting bumphed responds with, "Pheeeeasant foooooot" or "Ouch! DAT HURT!!"

Lisa: "Bumph! Did that hurt?"
Tom: "Ouch! Stop it! that hurt. Bumph!!"
Lisa: "Bumph, you ate the dirty grapes!"
Tom: "No you did! Your hair.......its sooooo short!"
Lisa: "OHHHHH goddddd, Bumph"
Tom: "Pheeeeasant foooooot"
Lisa: "Once you name it......"
Tom: "You get attached to it!"

by Pustai February 23, 2008

jerk bumps

an outbreak of acne (from a teenage joke about masturbation causing acne)

I just got out of the shower when the jerk bumps came back.

by The Return of Light Joker June 10, 2010

Taint Bumps

The snorting of a narcotic (i.e. Cocaine or Heroin) off the skin between a persons/animals genitals and anus

Brad: Hey Carb, heard your new boyfriend is a real freak!
Carbon: Yeah, he just called and told me to get some "E" and Blow. Says he wants to do "Taint Bumps" and roll all night with me!
Brad: I'm Jealous!!

by Evil Enzo August 24, 2008

Bumps

A girl who is decent looking, not ugly but not the caliber girl a guy is looking for. 6's & 7's

"Man, I've fucked alot of hot girls in my day but there is always a few 'bumps' in the road."

by DJ Mada, Obie July 4, 2009

Bumpa Bia

A person that talks a lot of mess but never does anything about it.

That bumpa bia be stuntin, frontin, shakin and fakin too damn much!! She needs to sit her ass down fore' she get slapped!

by Sister Lite-Bright August 20, 2007

drunk bumps

The bumps and bruises you end up with the morning after a hard night of partying and generally don't remember how they happened. "I got some horrific drunk bumps last night!" "Dam, what happened to your legs..?" "Ahhh, those are just drunk bumps"

drunk, drink, bruise, bruises, bumps, hammered, intoxicated, falling, smashed, lit, forgot drunk bumps

by koaw June 12, 2010