Busted by the bum

The situation where sexual relations in an automobile are interupted by a homeless person asking for money.

Diaz: What's wrong, Giringo?
Dave Diamond: No sexo, I got busted by the bum!

by sextoaster December 12, 2004

Bum burn

Raging hot fire of the ass. Often happens after eating spicy foods.

"Oh! I've got some nasty bum burn!"

"You shouldn't have eaten that extra spicy taco, dawg."

by l2d6 March 30, 2012

bum player

A professional sports athelete who is on a championship-winning team yet recieves very little or no playing time

Adam Morrison, a bum player of the Lakers, has won several rings with barely any playing time.

by WaykeNBayke11 June 20, 2010

bum squirt

Bum squirt is any kind of liquid that comes from a bum

The bum squirt that was leaking from the bum is nothing you want to drink

by The saint James chk June 8, 2016

Bum merchant

A purveyor of the bum; one who rents out male prostitutes.

Q: Remind me, what does Andy do these days?
A: Oh, he's a right bum merchant. His boys are all over the place.

by Quaddus March 31, 2009

bum dingle

1.)Poop that gets stuck in the bum hairs in little round balls at the ends.

2.) A pice of shit annoying person that follows you around and seemingly clings to you.

1.)Sue diden't wipe well and now she has bum dingles.

2.) Ricky go away and stop being such a bum dingle.

by Ceassa September 23, 2004

Bum Crumble

Where shit drys in your ass after its been improperly wiped and when you scratch your ass it falls out like dust and it gets all over the place.

you fuckin arse you left bum crumble all over th toilet seat.

by Eliott Johnson June 22, 2007