Loot boner

That feeling of ecstasy when nabbing the sweet sweet loot in a game and then bragging about it on comms to all your team mates who are probably pissed at having to cover your ass for delaying them.

Specifically Nav and James.

I got me a Loot boner.
OoooOOOOoooooh! Loot... boner!

by KFC_anon February 8, 2018

snow boner

when there is a possibility of a huge snow storm, and everyone watches the local weather in anticipation

After hearing about the huge snow storm, I have a major snow boner.

by mcdspanky5 December 7, 2009

Syrian Boner

When you stick your penis in the end of an RPG then smother it in Hot sands.

Girl 1: OMG, last night was amazing
Girl 2: Ooo, what went on?
Girl 1: my boyfriend fucked me hard with his Syrian Boner
Girl 2: that's hot!

by ImNextToYou March 17, 2016

Skater Boner

When your grinding on your downhill skateboard and you get a massive engorged boner. This is usually shameful and people try to hid their skater boner even though they should be proud of it.

Max: Did you hear about what happened to Joey yesterday?
Lucas: What?
Max: He was shredding on his skateboard and got a skater boner.

by kankz_69 May 22, 2017

Sabbath Boner

The resulting boner one gets from the pure excitement of hearing about the upcoming 2012 Black Sabbath reunion.

Matthew had such a Sabbath boner after hearing of Black Sabbath's upcoming reunion that he could in no way concentrate on work. Or sit down properly.

by Woo Yeah Nester November 17, 2011

Clam Boner

Figure of speech, meaning something is so awesome it could cause a vagina to have an "erection" (so to speak).

That fendi bag is so amazing its giving me a clam boner!!!!

I got a raging clam boner when I saw Bebe was having a huge sale!

by RaRa Rocket December 28, 2010

Patriotic boner

Being so proud of one's own country and culture that discussing their greatness gets your penis hard

Pat's watching Saving Private Ryan for the fourth time today. Yeah he gets a huge patriotic boner when he thinks of D-Day.

by Alverickflair September 26, 2015