beer math

When alcohol is bought at the store for a group of people by one person and there is a dispute over how much change should be returned. The receipt is then presented and the group does the beer math to determine the correct change to be given back.

Josh: Dude, where is my change at?

Adam: There is none. I used all the money you gave me.

Josh: There is no way a case of beer cost 20 bucks.

Michael: Guess we have to get the receipt out and do the beer math.

by Denton is for Pimpin February 28, 2010

Beer:45

Beer:45 is when the clock runs past Beer:30 and you're still at work, dying of thirst.

RING RING-Hello? "Hey guy its beer:30 meet us at the bar!" No its Beer:45 for me bro the bossman made me work late. "Oh man that's balls."

by Don Keydick03 January 14, 2010

Bag Beer

Beer that is kept in some kind of bag, mostly back packs and messenger bags.

Ben: You want a beer?
John: Nah, I got bag beer.

by smashedwindshield January 24, 2010

Beer muscles

When you get so drunk that you start to think you can fight anything in your path.

Chick 1: I think you've had too much to drink.
Chick 2: What makes you think that ?
Chick 1: Cause you just tried to punch a telephone pole. You are getting beer muscles.

by Meanchick0876 February 20, 2011

Queef Beer

Beer that is all foam with basically no alcohol in it.

Dude I have had like 6 of these and I feel fine.
Dude same here, whats with these queef beers!?

by Bottlecops May 28, 2010

beer cav

short for: beer cavity.
a cavity in your tooth resulting from drinking too much beer

kara had to go to the dentist to take care of her beer cav because she forgot to bring her toothbrush to the party last weekend

by molly April 27, 2006

piff beer

To poke a hole in the side of a can of cheap beer and "shot gun it"

"Yo dudes, do you want to piff beers?"

by ally and jess November 6, 2007