beaver floss

When a girl's pants are so tight you can read her lips. Also known as Camel Toe and Zipper Muffin.

The Gynecologist told me I should cut down on the ol' Beaver Floss

by Ryan March 13, 2005

beaver

"Leave It to Beaver" TV-Series 1957-1963

family sit-com with:

Barbara Billingsley (June Cleaver)
Hugh Beaumont (Ward Cleaver)
and, of course, the eponymous:
Jerry Mathers (Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver)

usually notable for "the filthiest line in a sit-com":

Barbara Billingsley was asked about June Cleaver's remark,

"Ward, don't you think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night?"

The TV mom replied, "I don't remember saying it, but I must have, I''ve seen it on t-shirts."

by bob "a" September 2, 2005

Egg Beater

Egg Beater: A person who is retarded beyond all comprehension that equates to the same value as an inanimate object such as an Egg Beater. For example a retard, idiot, or all round fuck wit.

"look at that fukin egg beater"

"fuck you egg beater"

by aussiemash April 8, 2010

Beaker

The simple act of a female with a large nose inserting it into another males asshole.

OMG this dirty bitch gave me the best "Beaker" last night!

by Hockeymoto99 August 25, 2017

beaver canyon

A womans genitals

John went white water rafting down Janes beaver canyon.

by Minges and all! April 15, 2003

beaver belch

Another term for a queef. It is the emission or expulsion of air from the vaginal region during the commission of a sexual act. Also known as vaginal flatulence or "pussy tooting".

"Did you hear about Odgers?"
"No, what happened?"
"He totally got beaver belched on last night!"
"Wow that's embarassing..."

by wooglinfrowned March 13, 2014

Smushy Bushy Beaver Box

An alliterative term for an Icelandic woman's slightly fuzzy gaping pudenda.

'Man, that smushy bushy beaver box smelt very fishy'

by Anarcha May 17, 2009