vampire-bat stroking

The act of stroking upside down, facing your penis towards your mouth as you perch like a bat.

Matthew: Yo Ruben what kind of creative cooking method did you use last night?

Ruben: I created this vampire-bat stroking style of gooning and it’s doing wonders for my health.

by unfortunatethoughts May 22, 2025

Screaming bat

a nick name given to a mom who yells a lot

kyles mom is a screaming bat

by mcdeb June 28, 2017

BAT

The Change Maker

I’m happy to be #BATified, BAT knows me.

by Ibot Daniels January 23, 2023

Bat

A very delicious meal! Tastes very nice with some salt and pepper. One complaint is that it leaves some side effects such as a cough and a fever - but defo worth it as it is so delicious

Wow that bat looks yummy, can I have some?!

by Twatface69 April 16, 2020

Ding bat

usually a person that does something dumb or says something dumb and usually named Sydney

“Geez Sydney ur such a ding bat”

by Sshh765 September 6, 2019

Bat

The pice of shit animal that Ching Chong ate and now we all have to be in quarantine. Must've been worth it tho.

Person 1- Shit did you hear about covid-19
person 2- Yeah it was cause Ching Chong ate a bat and coughed on everyone

by I.AmAnoumous.NotWhoYouThink April 2, 2020

Bat

Animal who started the worst year of some people's lives and ended some of them.

"Do you want some bat soup, honey?" "Sure! Nothing can go wrong!"

by koweechi August 6, 2020