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safety atheist

A safety atheist is something used by blue collar workers when in comes to osha. Someone who hates all of the safety protocols osha "has" us follow. Because let's be real we all think some of oshas safety standards are a little to much at some points.
Technically school teacher "ok guys today we gotta over a few safety things so we can get into the shop next week"

Student "but sir I'm a safety atheist"
by Whitetrashwithafatass September 1, 2023
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Twitter Atheist

Somebody who will talk about Religion more than the Pope or Dalai Lama on Twitter. They’re similar to Reddit Atheists in that 90% of the time, their biggest trauma with Religion was going to Sunday school and going into detention for saying God isn’t real.
Guy on Twitter: I think God is cool and I also respect Atheists

Twitter Atheist: God is dead and your Religion is false. Kill yourself.

Guy on Twitter: Tf bro I just said I think God is cool
by Skenry of Halitz December 16, 2023
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Reddit Atheist

The people who are responsible for the commonly held belief that all atheists are far-left nutjobs.
by Ubeenbamboozledson February 22, 2024
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r/atheism

The group that is responsible for the widely-held belief that all atheists are extreme-left fucktards. (They aren't.)
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 19, 2024
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Pragmatic Atheist

A pragmatic atheist is someone who actively pursued an understanding of theism by delving into the study of diverse religions and spiritual practices, ultimately arriving at atheism through a methodical process of elimination. Their rejection of theism may be grounded in practical, prudential, or moral considerations. This journey involves critically evaluating religious beliefs and doctrines, weighing evidence, coherence, and ethical implications. For pragmatic atheists, atheism emerges not as a mere rejection born of emotional bias, but rather as a reasoned stance based on thoughtful inquiry and assessment of available knowledge.
An open, decreeing mind is the hallmark of a pragmatic atheist.
by anonymous March 28, 2024
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Ben Atherton

Some often refer to him as the second coming. Blake Salernos right hand man. Will do anything he says
Everybody needs a Ben Atherton in their life, he will do anything for you
by Jed Harrowell May 14, 2024
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Best Atheist Argument

Hym "I'm pretty sure the best atheist argument against the existence of God was mine. Which was (If you all don't remember which you probably don't even have to because you clearly have access to this in a way I do not) If God exists, it created an inferior race of being to have it's way with for eternity. If it's a sentient lifeform that did this deliberately, it is either culpable or directly responsible for everything that happens here. This is both the worst possible iteration of reality conceivable and something I wouldn't have ever chosen. Which means it's non-consensual. It (God) is, therefore, either evil or incompetent. I mean, seriously, I've been trying to poop for like 10 minutes now. I sat down because I- Ope, there it goes. I got it out while I was editing. But even now, my legs are numb because I've been on the toilet for so long. Hold on.................................... (Had to wipe) Alright... So, I'm literally a captive. Beyond that I'm trapped here with you. Which is not going great. And, um, yeah... "
by Hym Iam June 20, 2024
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