after birth abortion

a slang developed by the anti-more kids agency, headed by George coyne. it is meant for people who cannot afford real abortions, so they wait for the baby to be born, and squish it.

ill do that after birth abortion for free, your kid is ugly.

by George Coyne April 20, 2004

Afterbate

When leftover jizz from masterbation is slowly excreted over a period of about 30 minutes

Damn, my afterbate was so bad last night i had to change my boxers 6 times!

by Freestyle090 February 11, 2009

alternative school

a school that they basically put you in if your a foster kid, been takin off your meds, or if your on probation. (im in it)

jim: hey man, how come i dont see you in school anymore?

Jake: iv'e, ahhh... been sick..?

Jim: your in alternative school, arent you?

Jake: yeah...yeah, i am :/

by partytime765 November 29, 2011

After The Flash: Mirage

Shitting RP game. The admins are corrupt and ban people with little evidence so they look like their good at their job.

Guy 1 : I play After The Flash: Mirage on Roblox

Guy 2 : Fuck you

by FuckYou_StopLookingAtMyName February 20, 2021

altercation

a trip or vacation with the sole purpose of seeing someone get married.

My trip to Florida would have been much more fun if it hadn't been an altercation, watching two people get married just reminds me that I will probably die alone.

by caic January 15, 2009

After Showere Shit (ASS)

A shit concieved in the nude before drying off, after a shower. Preferably after a warm shower to make the shit more pleasurable.

Damn! That After Showere Shit (ASS) was soooo nice. You should try it!

by WilBur77 August 2, 2011

Alternative Rock

A musical genre that is basically a "grab-bag" of very different styles of Rock that because very popular in the mid-90's. The genre is totally useless. If you're going to put shit like Nickleback or (post 80's) Metallica into the same genre with great bands like Tool or Fuel, then why even bother catagorizing in the first place?

Mike: So what kinda' music do you like?
Fred: Mostly alternative rock stuff.
Mike: Oh, cool. So you like Local H and Tool too?
Fred: Actually, I was talking about Puddle of Mudd.
Mike: ... Fuck you.

by Phildo January 20, 2005