Noah

The biggest simp you will ever meet, also fucking obese

Noah: hey my love, I hope you have a swell day
Evan: stop simpin you lil bitch

by Jack Phil February 29, 2020

Noah

A simp who carries around a Yahtzee machine. Also plays a lot of games.

Person 1: Hey, did you see that guy playing Yahtzee over there

Person 2: Yeah. He is such a Noah

Noah: UUUUUHHHHHHHH!!!!! I AM A DUMB NOAH!1!!!!!11!

by Noahisasimp March 5, 2020

Noah Christian Park

A boy with this full name is one of the funniest people you will ever meet. He is very funny and not to mention HOT, he’s really nice and will always be there for you. He is very popular and has lots of friends. Never reject a Noah.

Omg Noah Christian Park is soooooo 🥵!
Omg Ik!!
I’m going to ask him out today.

by Poop.pee March 5, 2020

Noah

Noah is that guy who everyone has a crush on cuz of his funny and cute behavior.
Some girls think he's a player, but apparently he's a bit.

Alexa: NOAH IS SOO CUTE
Jade: He's a player tho...

by luluuuSEITUHHH March 8, 2020

Noah

No one cares.

wendy: I got a new dog!
Cormac: Noah

by the.earth.is.a.donut March 16, 2020

Noah

A gay man who plays League of Legends all day and insist he will grow taller despite already being an adult. He will never have sex and will always be a virgin.

Wow! Look at that NOAH! I bet he sits inside all day and plays L.O.L..

by I can't see why March 19, 2020

Noah Patterson

Has many hoes including mrs toler

He’s good at cod and a lot better than Thomas

Has a monster horse cock too

Bro Noah Patterson has such a fat horse cock bro it’s not even funny

by Foreskin Firefighter March 20, 2020