R Kelly's Grandma

A key witness in his pissing trial.

"That's my Robert..always pissing on someone. Don't forget her hair." - R Kelly's Grandma.

by Richard Dean, Journalist April 29, 2004

R Kelly equation

An if/then equation made famous by R Kelly in the remix of Make it Rain. The equation is as follows:

If you order one bottle, then you fuck with one model
Order more bottles, then you got more models

Using the Transitive property of equality, and if bottles are A, and models are B, the equation can be simplified to:

If A=1, then B=1 and if A>1, then B>1

Using the R Kelly equation last night was the best decision of my life!

by tazo5 January 22, 2011

R>C>P

read > comprehend > post.

did you even read the thread? R>C>P.

by jeshee May 23, 2004

r and m

This is an abbreviation for "rape and murder". Use as a scale to rate women's attractiveness. Ugly and you would only m that. Hot you would r and m that. Angelina Jolie hot, you would r and m that, and then r it again.

Damn she is so fine, I would r and m that, and then r it again.

by Jay Sleazington the 3rd, Yorkshire Sleazes November 19, 2007

Timothy R Castles

Timothy R Castles is one fancy young gentlemen with a fine English accent. His hair is quite spectacular and deserves an award. Timothy R Castles is shown by his outstanding performances on his social media and his intellectual ability to find the right pose in front of the camera. This king has a beautiful voice that he uses for the spectacular marvel of singing, instantly attracting any women within a few hundred km. Not only this, but his outstanding moves in the act of dancing is one sight to see. It would be an absolute joy to see this man in real life as your eyes would be blessed. I bet this man would win any athletics competition with his sheer looks. Impeccable.

LOOK EVERYONE! Its Timothy R Castles! Lets hear his singing!

by Jeek Of The 9 Realms November 09, 2021

sam r’s theory

the theory is that certain times of the day go by slower or faster than others even though they’re the same amount of hours..example, 7 am to 8 am goes by faster than 10 am to 11 am.

boy 1: woah dude it’s already 8:45?
boy 2: dude last time i checked it was 7:15

boy 1: it’s sam r’s theory!!!

by kittyluver22 March 18, 2022

J. R. Smith

A retard who doesn’t know the score of the fucking game he’s playing.

J. R. Smith held the all while James was yelling at him to shoot it and stop acting autistic.

by The only tang I like is poon June 01, 2018