robert pattinson complex

a complex in which one thinks they look like/are robert pattinson.

like a god complex but instead it’s robert pattinson

“that guy really had a robert pattinson complex! he looks nothing like him!!”

by jtrinceri April 26, 2021

robert longland

Just looking at a Robert Longland gets all the ladies wet and all the men erections, just the sheer size of his BBC can rival a horse

I wish I was as black as Robert Longland

by Yes7771w April 26, 2021

Robert

Robert is a sexy beast of a sus ass sucking man

uuugh robert sucked my butt of me

by hnjwfeieljoewdjfodse April 27, 2021

Pulling a Robert

Pulling a Robert is when you are depressed and you post on multiple social networking sites that you're gonna kill yourself but you actually aren't and you are just looking for attention attention whore if you will

Bob on twitter : I should go kill myself

Jim: what's wrong?

Bob: oh nothing, I just want attention, no one ever listens to me

Jim: Oh! So you're pulling a Robert?

by Hmenrak August 20, 2013

Robert Frost it

to discontinue a pleasant activity or or leave an entertaining event prematurely due to prior engagements or commitments

"Hey man, this party is really picking up."
"I know, but I promised my friend I'd go party at his place. I'm gonna Robert Frost it."

by Ra$PutiN January 1, 2012

Maximillian Robert Macias

A super sweet, amazing, good looking, funny, awkward {in a good way ^.^} adorable guy(:

Allie: Will You Go To SADIES With Me?(: <3
Maximillian Robert Macias: __________ {?}

by SADIES:) January 1, 2012

Gillian Roberts

An amazing friend and great hockey player.

Wow that girl is such a Gillian Roberts

by Dudesome908098097 October 15, 2011