Stewartstown Welcome

When they actually let you finish

Jay: “They never let me finish”
Saul: “Oh, we just gotta give you a good Stewartstown Welcome.”

by The Jooner December 12, 2025

lick the welcome mat

when you go down on a homeless girl,slut,ho,or hood rat

dam josh u shouldnt ''lick the welcome mat''.

by flaversaver September 13, 2011

The Wailing Wench

Since the dawn of time there has been an expression, that has survived the all the ages - in latin it is "Planctus Puera",in chinese "哭丫头". In english, it is "The Wailing Wench".
It is the simple, but pleasurable, act of slapping the behind of a a serving lady, a serving wench, the waitress etc.

It might be hard, it might be a light caress, and you might even grab if you are feeling cheeky. But it will ALWAYS end with a yelp and a shriek!

Gross old man 1 - "I pulled The Wailing wench on the new girl Jenny the other day, I marked her as mine, THAT'S for sure!"

Gross old man 2 - "You, my friend, are quite the rascal! I have longed to Wail the wench myself for a fortnight!"

Gross old man 1 - " She shrieked like a beast, and, I must admit, it was quite the behind on that one!"

*Both gross man laughing*

by Norwegian pecker January 12, 2013

brethren over wenches

Homies ova hoes!

Eg boondocks , song by Gangstalicious ,hommies ova hoes , in shakesperean english 'brethren over wenches'

by Yellowman October 7, 2013

one eyed wiggling welshman

Another slang word for a man's penis.

The drunk guy showed his one eyed wiggling Welshman to the crowd.

by BlueJockeys April 16, 2016

a canadian welcome

When you handshake and you put one leg over the hands and fart in the other one in the face.

ah fuck that dude im gonna give him a canadian welcome

by Mathiens( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) March 26, 2017

You’re welcome big delton

A phrase commonly used in the Midwest part of America. Despite how ridiculous it sounds, it is easily recognizable by many Americans and is mostly used by the younger generations

“Hey bob, thanks for all your help”
“You’re welcome big delton!”

by Oxford professor 81 February 24, 2018