white fart

To expel semen from recent anal sex during a seemingly innocent fart.

"Oh honey, can you check and see if I just white farted?"

by Bryan T February 1, 2006

White trash dinner

A McDonald's #4 supersized with a Coke. Ordered and eaten EVERY night after work.

I'm gonna hava me a white trash dinner tonight that allows me to get maw fatta. Make sure you tell them "#4 supersized with a Coke."

by Chowderhead34 July 23, 2011

white picket fence

n., v., to have a relationship that is considered standard, old fashion and/or idealic.

n., Juan and Yanette have been together since high school; they were born to have a white picket fence.

v., Juan: I love you. Let's white picket fence together.
Yanette: Yes, I do.

by Kristina June 18, 2006

White kid problem

A problem that only wealthy (typically white) kids have. These problems tend to be trivial and annoying, as opposed to real problems, which can be life threatening (i.e. "I have no food."). Can be abbreviated to WKP, for easy use.

White kid: I have no place to smoke my weed.
Other kid: White kid problem.

White kid: My dad's mega-yacht isn't big enough!
Other kid: WKP

by moose77873 May 5, 2010

White Light

When the stoplight is RED but there are no cars coming from any direction-- this is referred to as a WHITE light because you are clear to go

I went right through that White Light when I saw it was safe to go.

by KD- yerp November 15, 2009

white people time delusion

Also known as WPTD, when a white person consistently attempts to be on time, but always ends up running 15-45 minutes late, thereby actually running on black people time.

Tracy told me she'll be here in an hour and a half, but ended up calling me two hours later to tell me she was almost here, she definitely has white people time delusion. Many CEO's, performers and millionaires run on this time. Also known as Rock Star Time.

by pokie nose December 20, 2010

White Girl Bun

A sloppily, unkept wet bun loosely attached to the top of one's head. Often found on a person of caucasian descent. This person usually has highlights and throws a headband on top of this attrocious mess of hair.

This chick is blocking my view with her big ass white girl bun!

by zanida and tranette April 20, 2007