Two hog wash!

Police White wash!

Any time a fact or facts is known by more than one police officer any and all further evidence is tainted by a 2 hog wash!"
"Two hog wash!"

by Abbott December 3, 2022

Cyclone wash

The art of sucking a continuous gas stream from the anus until making contact with the lips and then proceeding to insert the tongue into the opening before it can close to finally performing a artistic cleaning of the internal cavity.

Kevin just gave me the cleanest cyclone wash I’ve ever experienced!

by Kholes4lyfe December 6, 2022

Texarkana Wash

Term used in the fire service to describe half ass washing the rig. Typically a Texarkana Wash involves half ass washing everything below the windows, only rinsing off the rear, and doing nothing to the front.

Firefighter 1: "Man we need to wash that pumper today as much as I don't want to"
Firefighter 2: "Let's put a Texarkana Wash on that bitch and call it good"

by Chachbag51 December 15, 2022

Gentleman's wash

blow job

Judge Taylor was disciplined coz he got caught in his chambers having a gentleman's wash from a cleaner. She was on her knees when the court usher walked in. Twat, never locked the door.

by tykki December 30, 2022

Washed

Someone who is no longer as cool as they used to once be

"Do u remember evie?"

"Yes, I do. I heard she's so washed now."

by Runner49 January 6, 2023

Washing Machine Heart

this is the lyrics to the song washing machine heart

Mitsuki : Toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart
Baby, bang it up inside
I'm not wearing my usual lipstick
I thought maybe we would kiss tonight
Baby will you kiss me already and
Toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart?
Baby, bang it up inside
Baby, though I've closed my eyes
I know who you pretend I am
I know who you pretend I am
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
audience : woooo wowwww i loved your song mitsuki
random ass possum : *possum noises*

by SlimeBoy6019 January 8, 2023

Baltic Ball-Wash

An infamous trick, when a woman from the Baltic region washes both balls in her mouth (sexually) while both her hands are rummaging in your pockets looking for money and valuables.

Stanislaw got Baltic ball-washed and I had to wire him money for a bus home.

by Horatius fabi November 25, 2018