Blue Waffle

A fungus filled vagina that reaches this state after one sucks a horses dick upside down while watching TV

Once Mitchael saw the blue waffle, he puked all in it and yelled BUR!

by fender500 March 15, 2010

waffle

a n00b after being pwned.

i ate that waffle with some n00bsauce

by Hawk666 February 18, 2007

waffled

its where your making love to your woman when out of no where you hop up on her chest and take a dump right between her tits..then (you gotta be fast) reach under the bed and pull out your handy tennis racket and smack her hard right across the tits so the dump waffles out across her chest...you know youve done it good itf her nipples stick up through the dump

my bitch is so crazy we cant even have sex without her demanding being waffled

by dezzz nutts June 1, 2010

waffle stomper

A person male or female, with abnormally large sneakers or feet. The term waffle stomper refers to the stomping noise the sneakers make when they are walked in.

Wow, did you see that chic she was definatley a waffle stomper.

by Kenny Loman May 18, 2005

rofl waffle

rofl waffle the act of eating a waffle while rolling on the floor laughing,making a waffle while rolling on the floor laughing, or just rolling on the floor laughing with a waffle or waffles

jim started joking because he had too much rofl waffle in his system

by Norty11 August 17, 2010

waffle

slang for "wow fool"

If someone were to say something particularly idiodic, one might reply "waffle!"

by bryciey December 13, 2008

waffle

Verb.

to fool around with in either a sexual or nonsexual manner.

i want to waffle mike so hard!

louise and doug waffle whenever they watch movies together.

by Kellie22 February 21, 2009