Ladder in my tights

Normally referring to a tear in pantyhose, the term 'Ladder in your/my tights' refers to a boner that is concealed in your trousers, and often is fighting for the open air. The actual name is made apparent if one were to wear a pair of tights, and their erection would appear as a Ladder, either being stuffed up the waist, or down one of the trouser legs.

"Hey man, so yesterday I was on train, standing up, and I got a ladder in my tights and everyone could see my boner"
"Shit dude, anyone say anything about it?"
"Yeah, an old lady said she had one as well"

by Lionel Bichie May 16, 2018

Tightness

A word used to describe the immaculate grooming and extremely masculane quality of a genuinly great beard.

The tightness of his beard is simply overwhelming, he looks like James Garfield.

by Stinner July 7, 2011

tightarse

Someone who is too serious. Substitute tightarse for serious.

Nigel is tightarse.
Screw you, tightarsely!
I love tightarse people.

by lig March 19, 2006

tighty whiteys

Neither tighty whiteys nor boxers have a place in the life of some. Briefs are "out" ... boxers are extra baggage around the legs and in shorts and pants.
Someone please explain to me a good, solid reason for underwear for men (myself) other than worn as a bedroom charmer. Do so and I'll change my ways - after 20 years with no need for either.

Locker rooms care less if you have of have not. Next is doctors and medical professionals and they are all accustomed to anatomy. It is neither a plus or a minus. So no need for tighty whiteys or other unless you like being smothered. If so wear something comparable on our head, your hand for a week and you just might see how things encompassed in tighty whiteys feel.

by DonEros November 9, 2008

Tighty Whitie Loser

"An unlucky boy who is caught wearing tighty whities in the locker rooms.
Mark, youre a tighty whitie loser!!"

wow your an idiot, i wear "tightie whities" all the time and noone else sais that, theres at least 5 other dudes who do too in my gym class (grade 9)

Nate is a tightie whitie loser for not knowing anything.

by John Tomory July 7, 2005

twight

mean twice as tight as you. that your double closer to someone or something then someone else.

Do you know her?

yeah were twight.

by sally gall August 22, 2010

tightey-whiteys

The underpants of choice for those men who's testicles start to "hang low". Men's equivalent to a bra to keep saggy body parts in place. Fights gravity for older men.

"Once he's done fathering your children, get those puppies into some tightey-whiteys. Ive seen men with testicles that hang down to their knees!"

Quote from a retired nurse

by Atulia Greene January 9, 2007