Spoon

A person who is so annoying/dumb that it's hard to understand how long they have lasted on this planet.

Sarah: I just ate a metal shard
Bob: You're so dumb, you're a spoon.

by NotHarold May 08, 2015

spoon

1) the act of taking a spoon and stickin it in an elephants e ar and using the wax for a candle

2) an eating utensil

3) a way people used to use tampons to clean the car

4) drop the s and it becomes poon which is a vagina on a emu

Ex: Omgoshh your candle smells so good!
- thanks i went spooning yesterday!
Ex2: Can you hand me a spoon for my soup?
Ex3: My car is plugged up let me clean it with a spoon!
Ex4: Zookeeper, how is my emu's poon?
- well its extra spoony!!

by peter pan111111111 March 18, 2011

spoon

noun. describes a type of person who takes enjoyment in stiring the pot. Someone who starts drama and problems for others with no reason at all.

That broad Sheila is a spoon. She likes to start drama for no reason.

by CLUTCH.2F June 26, 2021

spoon

An instigator; someone who stirs the shit.

Don't listen to the spoon. He's just trying to cause trouble.

by Sister Kevin October 03, 2022

Spoon

Someone who intentionally and perpetually stirs up drama.

I can’t believe she told him that, she is such a spoon!

by Limesub December 30, 2023

Spoon

A person who loves to cause drama and controversy. Also known as someone who “stirs the pot”

When I saw Jane laughing after causing a fight between two friends, I realized she was a spoon.

by Sallythatsquirrel April 03, 2020

Spoon

To Murderer Horribly Slowly with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon

Girl walks into the room and is hit on the knuckles by her friends who have all acquired spoons.

Not EVER to be confused with 'spooning'

youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y

by spooningsally November 22, 2010