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Wash the dog

What you do when there has been a family row and you slip away.
My sister and husband were having a rough time so I slipped away to wash the dog.
by Mad Dan (Leicester) March 21, 2020
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Code-Washing

Code-Washing (n.)
/ˈkōdˌwäSHiNG/

The recursive process of submitting AI-generated or AI-altered code back into an AI system to remove hallucinated errors, stabilize logic, or restore functionality — often without fully understanding the changes being made.

First used to describe the phenomenon of using AI to clean up its own flawed code outputs in recursive cycles of copy-paste-debug-refeed.
Usage:

The script was broken until I code-washed it through GPT like four times.”
“This smells like a code-washed mess — works, but nobody knows why.”
“We need to stop code-washing broken AI output and start understanding our logic.”
by pUrpLmUnk3y July 21, 2025
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polish car wash

similar to playing footsies, one person rubs their sock clad feet vigorously against another person's bare feet creating a warm sensation, usually whorishly
are you giving me a polish car wash under the table dude?
by sleepysleepysleepy July 12, 2017
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Right Wash

The deliberate innacurate depiction of a historical event or people to further contemporary right extremist beliefs, rhetoric, and agenda.
The 2024 cinematic release of Bonhoeffer: Pastor, Spy, Assassin. A Right Wash movie where a pacifist humanitarian stood against an authoritarian fascism in history, but is innacuretly realigned as propaganda in support of right wing extremists and their fascist MAGA agenda.
by Cord Allen Roy November 29, 2024
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Bachelor wash

Washing one's penis in a sink, with or without soap, and at home or in a drinking establishment.
"I think this girl is about to take me round back for a suck job, best have a quick bachelor wash first. Don't want her tasting any smegma"
by AJCrowley July 23, 2019
mugGet the Bachelor washmug.

car wash

When your loved one gives you a wet, sloppy zerbert and then blows it dry with a steady stream of breath.
Jeff gave me a car wash this morning as he was walking out the door.
by MoxieB May 3, 2009
mugGet the car washmug.

Washing-machine mouth

Someone with a large, often slobbery tongue. When you kiss them, it’s a bit like being dragged through a sheep dip.

Coined by Justine Frischmann (Former lead singer of Elastica) quoted by Graham Coxon (Lead guitarist and secondary vocalist of Blur) on ‘kissing men’ -The Face 1995
To quote Graham quoting Justine, “he’s a washing-machine mouth. He’s got a very large tongue, you see, and I haven’t.”
by L1ttl3L4mb July 19, 2024
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