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tannerspeak

An internet language based on poor grammar and misspellings. The rules to speak proper tannerspeak are following:

1. All 'i's in a word will be translated to 'u'. (unless effected by another rule) (see #4)

2. No two letters or vowels can be side by side, instead,

they are replaced by the first of the two.

3. All words ending with a vowel must have a 'g' after it.

4. All vowels before the last vowel (If there is only one vowel in a word, neglect this rule and see #1) will be replaced with 'y' if the letter being replaced is an ('a', 'i', 'u') or a 'i' if the letter being replaced is an ('e', 'o').

5. Do not use punctuation.

6. Vowels that are repeated with a consonant in the middle (eso in 'awesome') the first of the 2 vowels is replaced with a 'e' if the consonant is a 'soft' sound, or 'a' if the consonant is a 'hard' sound. In the case of a 'th', or 'oi' between two vowels, the 'th' is replaced with u.

7. 'y' does not count as a vowel in any situation.

8. The correct pronunciation of 'y' depends on the letter in front of it. If the letter in front of it is a 'hard' sound, the y is pronounced as a 'i' ('i' in pie). If the letter in front of it is 'soft' it is pronounced 'e' ('e' in easy).

9. All 'x's must be replaced by an 'o'.
Translations to Tannerspeak:

Easy = wesy (change E to W)

Hard = hard (no change)

Awesome = wisimeg (change 'a' to 'w'. Remove one 'w' because there are 2. Change 'e' to 'i'. Change 'o' to 'i'. Add 'g' after 'e'.(

Pizza = pyzag (delele one z. Change 'i' to 'y'. (#1 neglect for #4) Add 'g' to end)

Example = wompleg (Change 'e' to 'w'. Delete 'x' and change to 'o'. Add 'g' to end.)
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"Wee wee eww! He had such a tennessee hanger!"
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Tennessee Briefcase

"hey man, I saw your dad walking to his trailer with a Tennessee Briefcase this morning."
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Tannering

An embarrassing action in which the male vomits after being told by a topless female "Fuck me". After the vomiting the male then passes out and will never get laid as long as he lives.
Girl: " fuck me"
Guy: "blahhhhh"
Girl: " ewww you're Tannering"

Guy: " So did you fuck her last night?"
Other guy: " no I tannered"
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Tender Strings

Woody has two boy holes and now he has to wear tender strings.
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Tender business

"Wham, right in the tender business."
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tannerred

The mess left behind when an employee leaves the company with work unfinished or had not handled the situation correctly in the first instance.
"I'm going to have to honor this quotation, even though we're losing money. I can't believe we've been tannerred again."

"To prevent us being tannerred, let's make employee X work out his notice period".
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