When a group of people are singing a song and the waiter changes the cd, "That guy just changed the music! What a douche-waggle!"
by Wilbur Nether Jr. April 04, 2009
Main Entry: douche park (ˈdüsh pärk)
Function: verb/adj.
Etymology: American (from Anglo-French)
1. To park one's automobile diagonally across two or more parking spaces so as to protect said automobile from door-dings and other threats to it's finish. Usually done with an expensive or ostentatious car or truck.
See also:
gigantic douche park (or "GDP")
1. To park a bus or truck with a long trailer perpendicularly across five or more parking spaces. Usually done in lots where the demand for parking is the highest.
Function: verb/adj.
Etymology: American (from Anglo-French)
1. To park one's automobile diagonally across two or more parking spaces so as to protect said automobile from door-dings and other threats to it's finish. Usually done with an expensive or ostentatious car or truck.
See also:
gigantic douche park (or "GDP")
1. To park a bus or truck with a long trailer perpendicularly across five or more parking spaces. Usually done in lots where the demand for parking is the highest.
Dude: "Why did you put a 5 foot gouge in my Hummer with that screwdriver?"
Me: "Because you were douche parked. So suck it."
Me: "Because you were douche parked. So suck it."
by the virgin marcus July 13, 2010
A pile of douch. So much douch that it has accumulated into layers upon layers of douchness. So much douch that a pile has started to build.
Todd is a douch pile.
by jonnyBravo May 06, 2008
When someone thinks they are being overly fashionably cool with the latest tech and fashion, when in fact they are being a douche with a bigger price tag.
That guy filming his son's soccer game using the new iPad is looking trés douche!
Having matching socks and laptop cover is trés douche.
Having matching socks and laptop cover is trés douche.
by CO_jcd March 09, 2011
1. A closed minded, thinks they are cool, conformist, jerk/slut, that feels everyone loves them and they are the best.
2. Vage Cleaning Device
Yes, I made a different spelling becuas eit wasn't on here...
2. Vage Cleaning Device
Yes, I made a different spelling becuas eit wasn't on here...
by TaylorElisa January 19, 2009
by Strykers 14 September 08, 2013
one who uses email, social networks, and other electronic marketing mediums to spread their douche-ness and annoying-ness for shameless self-promotion.
Todd is really an e-douche. I got an Farcebook group invite to promote his new venture into stair-step marketing.
by jssnthnlwgnr February 26, 2009