Angry Mushroom

When your dick's head is smaller than the width of your cock

I have to warn you, I have an Angry Mushroom

by Poop Inspector June 6, 2018

angry pants

A pair of pants that are horribly uncomfortable to the point where anyone wearing them is grumpy for the rest of the day. Angry pants can only affect certain people.

Sorry I yelled at you, I'm wearing my angry pants.

by Fuzzbun July 15, 2013

Angry Arab

When you get poopdick then you smear the poop on the person's eyebrows

I'm Sean Connery and I gave yo mama an Angry Arab down in Chico after she gave me poopdick... in Chico

by Gae Boi June 1, 2018

Angry Otter

Sex act when a man is on a woman's chest titty fucking her and he cums too soon so she smacks his balls like an otter breaking an oyster open.

Nick was titty-fucking Dolly and blew his load too soon so she gave him the Angry Otter. Needless to say he's walking a little funny today.

by Stefon Zelesky October 5, 2021

Angry Clown

A nickname for Donald Trump

Did you see what the Angry Clown tweeted this morning?
No, I can't read that horsecrap. He seems hellbent on making America ashamed again.

by chairboy July 11, 2016

Angry Dragon

a mythical monster generally represented as a huge, winged reptile with crested head and enormous claws and teeth, and often spouting fire, who is feeling or showing anger (a strong feeling of displeasure and belligerence aroused by a wrong) or strong resentment.

"Man, that is one Angry Dragon."

by poop?! January 10, 2009

Angry Butthole

An angry butthole is when a person has anal herpies and such or any other infection on their butthole. The anal cannal might be swollen, red, and torn. A usual 'Angry Butthole' patient is a male homosexual (aka a Butt Pirate).

"Yeah, that bro I met on the chat-line and went to meet up with, he had an Angry Butthole"

by TheMysteriousButthole69 December 26, 2009