Tiffany isn't invited to any of my parties for the rest of the year. That Glitterbox Squirrel left the second she saw the trash was full and beer cans were left out.
by Slyrogers October 12, 2017
Get the glitterbox squirrelmug. by That_Guy_Is_Awesome March 14, 2011
Get the squirrel pissingmug. I saw a pig showing my little brother how to make bombs. I have a sewer squirrel and I’m running to the police with a racing heart
by Unorthodoxy August 15, 2025
Get the Sewer squirrelmug. The condition known as Post-Squirrel Trauma Syndrome is when one suffers the chronic traumatic stress syndrome brought about by a dream, or dreams; of being a squirrel, and waking up to find out that they are not in fact, a squirrel. Also known as PSTS.
I heard Lou Lou is suffering from Post-Squirrel Trauma Syndrome again, the poor girl. We'll bake her some brownies and take them over to her den where she's hiding.
'Oh you mean PSTS, that's nasty stuff!'
'Oh you mean PSTS, that's nasty stuff!'
by mojoroberts December 24, 2016
Get the Post-Squirrel Trauma Syndromemug. When someone goes to the bar to order a drink but also orders a shot to take quickly and secretly. Often the person doesn't think other people notice but they do. They order the shot and take it at the bar leaving behind the shot glass evidence that the shot ever occurred.
by Alicia Center April 1, 2022
Get the Secret Squirrel Shotmug. by Everything Suks October 8, 2022
Get the Squirrel Titsmug. An evil, extremely intelligent and developed animal which hides behind the public image of a cute rodent to make people think they are inoffensive.
David: I just saw a bunch of squirrels together on that tree!
Jhon: They are probably discussing the guerrilla situation on Colombia.
David: Thank god it's that, I thought it was the penguins who took care of that situation.
Jhon: They are probably discussing the guerrilla situation on Colombia.
David: Thank god it's that, I thought it was the penguins who took care of that situation.
by SomeSexyPotato May 8, 2021
Get the Squirrelmug.