Soak the Snake

When you leave your penis in a woman’s vagina, but don’t move. You soak.

Alternatively, the way Mormons circumvent the prohibition on pre-marital sex.

She let me soak the snake for five hours last night, I thought I was in a sensory depravation tank. Just spit on it my dude.

by Taint long June 1, 2019

Detroit Rake Snake

A sexual act in which someone inserts the handle of a rake into another's anus after dipping it in super glue and proceeds to handcuff them to the bumper of a car before starting the car.

Jim: What's your girlfriend doing in the emergency room?
Steve: Gave her the ol' Detroit Rake Snake

by W@yne Kerr January 24, 2020

A Jake the snake

A Jake the snake is a handsome young boy who all the girls love and the boys are jealous of

Danae: did you see that guy!

Alina: yeah he's such a Jake the snake!

by Mike the bastard March 13, 2022

hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut

When the temperature is extremely high, higher than average!

I thought last week was hot, but this week it's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut.

by FluffySasquatch October 7, 2022

alabama trouser snake

What my dad calls his penis

"I'm fucking you back after 25 years with 9 inches of Alabama trouser snake"

by Brodie helmet July 3, 2023

snake

Just a fucking horny bird requiring a large or supersize portion.

"dude look at that snake over there"

by Mik Aylingos July 14, 2003

snaked

used in any situation to describe a series of events upon which you achieve greatness or suffer loss.

"dude, I totally just snaked that last chip."
"You got a 97% on your exam?? Wow, you sure snaked that one!"
"He said he loved me...but he just wanted to snake my virginity."
"I knew she was easy, so I snaked her."

by Jimmy Stratta November 23, 2003