Kentucky Sandstorm
Kentucky Sandstorm by Crappersled April 15, 2009
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When you have sex on the beach with a girl and you get so much sand on your dick it starts to feel like sand paper.
girl: ouch!
guy: sorry I got sand on my dick
girl: your dick feels like sand paper
guy: well next time I'll bring a blanket so I don't get sand paper dick.
guy: sorry I got sand on my dick
girl: your dick feels like sand paper
guy: well next time I'll bring a blanket so I don't get sand paper dick.
sand paper dick by melanieeeeeeeeeeeeh September 19, 2009
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Saudi Arabian Sand Dog
Saudi Arabian Sand Dog by Tom Braider April 11, 2008
White Sand
There are many breeds of sand, some have always been Sand and some are converted later in life.
White sands are not common, but they definitely exist. These Sands are in fact, the sandiest of all.
Common traits of the white sand are being an obese neck-beard fuck who plays WoW all day, they tend to be easily aggravated, especially when confronted about being a sand.
A sand is powerless without a sand-mate. If they cannot find a sand mate they will obtain any mate (even if they're a young crispy red headed girl who is easily impressed and looking for guidance) to convert into a sand over time. Any children the new sand mate may have from previous shenanigans will also be converted by force.
Once the Sand conversion has begun obesity will set in, facial hair, laziness, rapid hair growth, poor hygiene and general sandy appearance (like grains of sand along a beach, but still human.)
The sands breed rapidly, a pregnancy every 6 months is optimal for survival.
White sands are not common, but they definitely exist. These Sands are in fact, the sandiest of all.
Common traits of the white sand are being an obese neck-beard fuck who plays WoW all day, they tend to be easily aggravated, especially when confronted about being a sand.
A sand is powerless without a sand-mate. If they cannot find a sand mate they will obtain any mate (even if they're a young crispy red headed girl who is easily impressed and looking for guidance) to convert into a sand over time. Any children the new sand mate may have from previous shenanigans will also be converted by force.
Once the Sand conversion has begun obesity will set in, facial hair, laziness, rapid hair growth, poor hygiene and general sandy appearance (like grains of sand along a beach, but still human.)
The sands breed rapidly, a pregnancy every 6 months is optimal for survival.
"What the fuck is THAT?!"
"Oh, that obese, grainy-looking creature with unkempt hair, covered in pistachio shells? A white sand."
"Oh, that obese, grainy-looking creature with unkempt hair, covered in pistachio shells? A white sand."
White Sand by BeagleMonster August 21, 2013
egyptian sandstorm
The sexual act of defecating into an industrial fan whilst someone stands behind being covered in a sandstorm of poo particles
egyptian sandstorm by devineintrvntin October 21, 2013
Anal Sandstorm
When two partners are engaging in anal on the beach and the pitcher pulls out, dips his skin flute in the sand and then reinserts. Essentially a Screaming Seagull but anally.
Brent: Dude, what was that screaming last night?
Anne: Chas and I were going at it on the beach and that asshole gave me an Anal Sandstorm. What a dick.
Anne: Chas and I were going at it on the beach and that asshole gave me an Anal Sandstorm. What a dick.
Anal Sandstorm by The Real Chas August 4, 2018