chinese mushroom pendulum swing

an aesthetically based sexual maneuver in which the performer squats , wraps his arms around his legs and uses them to propel his body in a circular motion therefore creating a swinging of the penis and nutsack in a 360 degree swing. can be shortened to c.m.p.s for quicker use.

you: "man that chick last night was so hot how did you manage to fuck her?"

Me: i just did a chinese mushroom pendulum swing and she was so impressed with my technique, she had no choice

by anton enus November 25, 2009

I got your (blank) swinging

Usually a last resort type comeback that can also be used to annoy people. Most likely used by the annoying guy that is too lazy to use his brain to think of a good comeback. The douche usually uses what ever you say and fills in the blank in his pre-determined comeback.

I got your (blank) swinging

Tommy: Hey man u wanna grill some hotdogs?
Chance: I got your hotdog swinging!!
Tommy: Your such a tool dude
Chance: I got your tool swigning!!
Tommy: Whatever, ask your girlfriend what she wants to eat
Chance: I got your girlfriend siwnging!!

by Da Persian July 25, 2006

semen swindler

One who steals/swindles the man milk or semen sauce from an unsuspecting, passed-out, or terrified guy. This is normally done without the man's consent or his knowing that it actually happend at all.

Dude, make sure you lock your doors and windows tonight. The semen swindlers from Delta Chi are out forcing lewinskis upon drunk and unwilling men.

by Karl Claymore September 23, 2008

Swing

(v.) to sell

That kids got bags, hes swinging em for 50 bucks an eight

by J$$$$ November 12, 2003

swindle

to hate on someone; the act of hating

Hater: Your outfit is type wack

Me: Don't swindle
or
Hater: You hella booty in ball

Me: Stop swindling

by TYPE_PHRESH April 12, 2008

Swindilin

to be dressed cool or in style...

ie: to be rockin some levis 510 or 511

wit some supras or some nike blazers,

fresh shirt wit a cardigan, a

g-shock, and a 59/50 fitted some

lrg or any high-end clothes or

shoes...=

www.commonwealth.com

www.karmaloop.com

www.bbcicecream.com

I look up to Kanye West, do you see how he be swindilin with that louis vuitton...

by dink camm May 16, 2009

Swine Flu

Meaning when the cops come down on your ass hard. Especially when under investigation or arrest.

Man nigga mickles got the swine flu all over his drunk ass.

by Steve Thompkins May 4, 2009