Spider Giraffe

A man who is one in a million infinities.

He is kind, empathetic, loving, gentle, intelligent, witty, funny, silly, sexy and an absolute joy to be around.

He allows you to be yourself, have your experiences and all your feelings. He accepts you for who you are and is your safe space.

He makes you laugh and gives you TMJ (from all the smiling).

And he has the longest spider legs in the universe and is as tall as a giraffe (metaphorically).

He is the man all the women want to be with but can’t (not just because his girlfriend is crazy and would obliterate them).

My sexy spider giraffe can we have Gn?

by The universe_actually August 13, 2025

Spider Legs

Tall young woman with long legs that can wrap around any man ;)

"I didn't have to worry about holding her up her spider legs wrapped around me worked just fine "

by blackwidow June 25, 2016

cricket spider

What a normal cricket looks like when you’re smoking that crack rock

Steve, did you just see that big fucking cricket spider try to karate chop my ass??

by Rashy Dwarf October 1, 2019

Wild Spider

N - those little shit toddlers and babies that scream at the top of their lungs whenever they feel like it.

“Yo that wild spider is so fucking loud wtf”

“Yeah you know it those kids never shut up”

by Average CSN student October 16, 2022

flaming spider

Everyone’s ideal image of what to do with a spider, yet so volitle it can burn an apartment complex down.

I wanted to turn that bastard into a flaming spider! But I was afraid it would light my mattress on fire.

by Shortbus May 2, 2018

Spider goulash

1. A phrase my father said when my mother made tomato and sausage pasta.
2. (Exclamation) An exclamatory phrase conveying anger or frustration

Ex. “Spider goulash again?!”- my dad
Ex. “Oh spider goulash, I can’t find my car!”- my sister

by Ballhumper November 19, 2023

Spider-girl

When ur mad at ur dude and ain't coming off the goods so u let him masturbate while he looks at ur tits u let him get himself almost to climax u take over and let him finish in your hand and while he is feeling all satisfied you toss his baby juice on his face like a spider web.

Oh girl! I gave him a spider-girl last night, in sure he wasnt as satisfied as I was though.

by Jayne Kob February 6, 2019