Spider-Man a Bathroom

While occupying a bathroom stall, the act of urination and/or defication from an elevated horizontal body position, achieved by propping oneself in the air with arms and feet pressed against the walls.

To Spider-Man a Bathroom.

Example (past tense): I spider-manned that truck stop bathroom so my pants didn’t have to touch the nasty floor…which is now even nastier, because I couldn’t aim for shit.

by Pteropus December 14, 2023

metro spider

(a)A Metro Spider is an individual who roams within a city and is known as a “menace” or a “top dog” and wherever they go all they want to cause is mania. Similar words: menace, instigator)

“Yo you know that guy Jamal? “

“Oh yea he’s a metro spider of a guy eh?”

by Richardmille December 1, 2022

Spider gang

you know when you cut a hot dog into a spider and cook it? do that to your penis and twist it together like a twisler, then all the grandmas can have a piece. they peel it like a cheese string. #spider gang

bro 1: yo wanna learn how to join the spider gang?

bro 2: sure dawg what do i gotta do?
bro 1: just start cutting the skin flute like a hot dog spider!

by spider-man gang gang home boy December 13, 2022

Spider style

The sex act of jerking off into your hand and inseminating her with it before she bites and devours you.

He wanted to spice things up, so he tried spider style.

by Raknyd December 29, 2022

cryder spiders

a very cool friendgroup

“hey do you know the cryder spiders??”
“oh yea they’re really cool!”

by anonymous December 31, 2022

Crack Spider

A male spider who thinks building webs is for “suckas” causing him to kill a female orb weaver to claim her web as his own.

Nice web Mr. Crack Spider

by Cactifreezus January 1, 2023

Spider-man

Verb

Synonymous with the verb variations of Peter Parker and Tom Holland

To disappear into nothing/dust, like cotton candy in water or being badly burned in a cartoon.

The forest fire had Spider-manned the tree house I had built there.

by spittingfactsandspillingtea December 1, 2018