mushroom slapped

To awaken one under the influence of psilocybin from incoherence with a quick slap of the hand to the face

Tony mushroom slapped Albert so as to awaken him from his incomprehensibly negative, drug-induced rant. (But Bert just became further enraged and had to be wheel chaired to bed.)

by Alphonse Drizzny January 5, 2009

russian slapper

when u move ur body back and forth slapping your penis and testicals against your legs. this is very rare do the incredible pain, russians are so good at it because there tecticals are so small it doesnt hurt them

ow i brusied my testicals from that russian slapper

by Forest Daytun April 27, 2006

Slappin The Buse

the act of slapping the male genitalia pretending that it is a bass guitar

Nick: Hey glenn, I am slappin the buse

Glenn: Get Some!

by danny fen fen November 18, 2009

Slapsmas

Slapsmas takes place Christmas day. Much like slapsgiving. Slapsmas is a day when the sufferer (an Ellen Kilgallon) gets slapped.

Slapsmas day.

by CiaraRoxxox September 13, 2011

Slaps

A custom sticker made by individual graffiti artists to be sent out to other provinces or posted up around their own towns.

Getting their name across.

Going to post up some slaps tonight!

by graff_girl January 4, 2015

clamp slapper

When a guy pins a girl (or boy) to the ground with his legs, and straddles her while clamping her body ... then continues to whack her on the head with his cock (also known as cock slapping).

While wrestling, Jimmy ending up giving Sally a nice clamp slapper!
When she bothers me I just threaten to clamp slap her.

by Van Mad August 10, 2006

Jap-slapped

A confluence of horrendous disasters befalling one or more people in a short space of time.

A: How you doing?
B: Man, I've been Jap-slapped! Wife left me, took the kids, someone keyed my car and I got diagnosed with pneumonia! WTF?

by gumbo23 April 1, 2011