When 2 or more idiot drivers compete to see who can make the most terrible and dangerous decisions in the shortest amount of time. Contests usually start when one driver sees another moving slightly faster than they are and goes full retard trying to catch up and overtake them. Typically this happens on interstates and in slow or congested traffic and is in pursuit of shaving 30 seconds off their commute at the expense of other drivers.
by NastyHousewife July 10, 2023
Get the retard contestmug. A pain that increases so rapidly that all control of basic motor functions is lost and all you can manage to do is moan in agony.
Once while pushing a car in sandals my foot was in the path of the tire and as the car got right on top i became struck with Retarded Pain and was unable to push the car off until a friend helped me.
by Tw34kd November 13, 2009
Get the Retarded Painmug. by kontolpppppp October 17, 2023
Get the Retarded friendsmug. A person who believes they are above anyone else for listening to only grime music and has no other taste in music. They also try to act as hard as possible and similar too a true roadmen. Usually have extreme OCD and never reached puberty so they struggle to find friends and love so they use anime pillows and hentai too fill the void.
*kid blasts aitch calling all US rap gay*
Guy 1: “that kid is a retarded wasteman
Guy 2: “oath aye”
*kid gets bullied for being a retarded wasteman
Guy 1: “that kid is a retarded wasteman
Guy 2: “oath aye”
*kid gets bullied for being a retarded wasteman
by #savehongkong2020 April 20, 2020
Get the Retarded Wastemanmug. by MyBoyMorgan August 18, 2017
Get the Dipshit Retardmug. by Ragnar the retard September 23, 2022
Get the Literal retardmug. by Sendai ballz January 13, 2022
Get the Fire retardedmug.