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Smoosh Race

A multiple team event held in northern states in which four participants strap themselves onto 2x4s and attempt to travel 25 yards, swing around a barrel, and be the first team to make it back the 25 yards to the start/finish line.

Performed in similar form to cross-country skiing
Lena: "Ole, did ya here about the Smoosh Race this weekend?"

Ole: "Oh yeah, ya betcha. Should be a good time to down a couple beers before the Packers play."
by NorhternRedneck January 6, 2012
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SUPER SONIC RACING!

an absolute banger composed by Richard Jacques and song by Teresa Jane Davis for Sonic the hedgehog's 1997 racing game; Sonic R
EVERYBODY SUPER SONIC RACING!

TRY TO KEEP YOUR FEET RIGHT ON THE GROUND!
WHEN YOU'RE SUPER SONIC RACING
THERE'S NO TIME TO LOOK AROUND!

WE'RE JUST SUPER SONIC RACING

RUN TO THE POINT OF NO RETURN
EVERYBODY SUPER SONIC RACING
COME ON, LET THE FIRE BURN!!!
by Catjj November 27, 2022
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Race Traitor

One who's views are at odds with those of their own species.
Two zebras share the latest gossip; "Can you believe that frickin' race traitor Charlene? Everyone knows a white zebra with black stripes can never marry a black zebra with white stripes. What was she thinking?!"

Two humans being sold at the Andromeda slave auction comment on their human captors;

"Can you believe these frickin' jerks are selling us off to some random rich lizard people?"

"I know, right?! These freakin' race traders in space are a buncha lowdown, dirty space race traitors!"
by Der Höhepunkt June 10, 2023
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junior race police

Someone who tries to point out racism but gets it wrong.
A: "Islamic architecture uses a lot of geometric patterns."
B: "That's racist!"
A: "No, junior race police, Islam isn't a race."
by LorenzoPhoenix October 5, 2016
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racing etiquette

Something that concerns racers who are way off the pace.
Sean is really slow and gets out of the way because he needs to claim he has good racing etiquette.
by team dumpster fire March 7, 2024
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Safe Racing

A State of being to safe to race your car or want lots of car lengths to race because you are to scared.
wanna race?" "Man i need like 10 an the hit from you" "WHAT!" Bring a safety belt because you are "SAFE Racing
by Moose59 July 16, 2010
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racing au

The Racing Au is a phrase that can be used to describe two very close friends, usually one being significantly taller than the other.

“Racing Au” can also be used to describe a situation where a person has died, in most cases being either injured or killed by a car or in a car accident.

The term Racing Au also is used to highlight a strong bond between two people, a friendship that is almost brotherly and probably dangerously codependent.

And lastly, “Racing Au” is commonly used to describe a person who is seriously addicted to harmful substances or a person who is extremely depressed. In more unpopular situations, Racing Au is used to describe those who hallucinate substance abusing rodents.
person 1: *sees two people* “omg that’s so racing au”
person 2: “Ikr, i wonder if the short one likes cars?”
by racingau22 February 12, 2024
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