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roberts

oh your dick is fine robbey! i love you! oh, yes, feed me that cum!!!!!!!
roberts is nice
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Doing A Robert

the act of 'doing a robert' consists of either having an irrational fear of bananas, being too scared to do simple rudimentary instructions or having a very small penis.
'ere look at him'
'I know right?'
'why is he running from a banana?'
'ah, he must be doing a robert!'
by Kai Girthy December 2, 2022
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Joshua Robert

A gay faggit with a big nose and no self morals. He has probably smoked 2 grams of weed in less than 15 minutes before. He hangs out with other faggots named Andrew, Evan, Brandon, Cole and Chris. He HAD a girl friend, broke up with her, for another girl with a hella think ass.
by Jonathan PickleRIIIIIIICK November 8, 2017
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Robert

Guy 1 - you're acting like a Robert

Guy 2 - dude it's okay I play fortnite
by Big Nigga Bert March 28, 2020
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Robert

A very dysfunctional man with problems holding up an erection for more than 22 seconds. He is incredibly ugly and ridiculed for his homosexuality.

Robert gay lmao.
Wow Robert lookin kinda thicc, it's a shame his name is Robert.
by RoberIsActuallyMyName January 19, 2020
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Robert

Robert is a fun cool dude. He is a great person to have conversations with and listen to everything you have to say. He’s not ugly but he does have skinny ankles. Most roberts have short hair.
Robert is so cool
“How”

He just is
by A N D R E A 1 June 7, 2023
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Robert

Robert is a stinky boy, seeing him once you just can't take your eyes off him . Thinking of him ever so often wondering what kind of person he is . From the moment you try to speak to him it feels like something you've never felt , a sense of curiosity to know more of him. He's someone you feel like you can't get enough of. He's lovely and he has these brown eyes and little moles all over his face . He likes making stupid jokes all just to make you laugh. Robert is someone you love without even knowing never let a Robert go.
i like Robert , no i love Robert !
by anonymous November 20, 2023
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