Electric Retard

Electricretard.com is by far (if ot the only) most decsent webcomic on all the internet.
it was created by the mighty Eric, and prides itself on creating all purpose entertaining and child friendly entertainment.

Small child: mummy mummy, can I go on this site its called Electric Retard.

Mother: I see no reason why. Electricretard.com prides itself on creating entertaining and child friendly entertainment.

small child: YAY!

Electric Retard by ZE JUDEN October 20, 2008

I call Retard 

I call Retard is the act of having one friend in a group of friends pretend to be the "retard" or "special friend" at the club that your other friends were nice enough to take out and be friends with. Although this method will send you straight to hell, you will get laid everytime. There is a Retard incentive though, Anyone who calls being the "retard" for the night, will get as much oxycontin and marijuana as they would like until they are drooling on themselves in the corner.

"damn I'm feelin like doin some oxy tonight... I Call Retard!"

"chick: It's so nice of you guys to hang out with your special friend over there....ahhh he's drooling."

I call Retard by CFK2009 November 2, 2009

social retard 

Someone who acts weird or strange only when they are in public or around more than 2-4 people.

Dan is such a social retard.

social retard by catalyst13 aka gretchen11 December 2, 2014

Full Retard 

A level of retard you should never, ever go to.

You went full retard man. Never go full retard.

Full Retard by Rushing Roulette October 10, 2008

line-retard 

the group of people at a grocery store, that automatically go to the register that has the longest line.line-retards are either too stupid or lazy to find the register with the least amount of waiting;most line-retards are either old or foriegn, or the best of both worlds, old and foreign

old people, line-retard

line-retard by kingbitcher9000 May 16, 2009

True Retard 

An idiotic individual who has achieved an entirely new level of retardation in their actions or words.

Brayden: “Hey Eli, your girlfriend is here”

Eli: “What girlfriend? I’m not dating anyone...”

Brayden: *giggles*

Eli: “Congratulations Brayden, you have achieved True Retard. Enjoy bonus studs at the end of your life.”

True Retard by Ze Doctor April 9, 2020

Bull Retard 

1. Possessing seemingly superhuman strength at the cost of intellegence.

Due to thier amazing fortitude and low center of gravity, most retards possess amazing strength and momentum, thus resembling a charging bull in both overwhelming power and underwhelming intellect.

1. Damn! Jerome Bettis broke through that line like a Bull Retard.

2. That kid in Special Ed is a fucking bull retard... he bumped me in the hallway and I went down like Peter McNeeley.

Bull Retard by Sheraton Gould April 20, 2005