Friction Retard

Stupid-looking male, often with short vertical hair, who appears as though he has become retarded by being pulled behind a car by his feet while his head dragged on the ground. See also dickhead

Who is that friction retard over there, who looks like he's fly-catching with his bottom lip?

by pinkyandrexa March 3, 2011

Essex Retard

Macauley Wiiseman

'that kid is a right Macauley Wiiseman' (essex retard)

by anonymous July 12, 2022

retarded in the feet

Retarded in the feet means when ur soo retarded ur feet become retarded

Ur soo retarded in the feet

by Albertian January 6, 2018

Fire retarded

When someone is so stupid they think they are fire proof

Person 1: how did he burn himself
Person 2: he is fire retarded

by Sendai ballz January 13, 2022

retard wrestling

When a male and female engage in sexual intercourse when they are both blackout belligerently drunk

"I walked in on Terrence and Pam retard wrestling after that wild party"

by Jiggly Jiggler March 16, 2017

Retarded Prehominid

A Retarded Prehominid. Someone so spectacularly stupid, they cannot be considered human.

I wouldn't listen to the Bishop if I were you, he's a retarded prehominid and should be treated with the contempt his position demands.

by Bensonpup August 4, 2008

mechical retard

The ultimate retard.

Person 1: Have you seen him play Apex?
Person 2: Yeah, he’s a mechical retard on it.

by kurtsiberrg March 5, 2019