Pitcher straw

A game between friends, usually played in a pub. Friends buy one pitcher each and race to finish it first by using carefully colorful straws.

Pitcher Straw its Goosday

Brain freeze!!!

by mbaros5 July 2, 2011

pitchforking

To fall asleep.
To knock out.
To "hit the hay" like a farmer's pitchfork.

Guy: Dude, you wanna go party?
Dude: Naw, man, I'm pitchforking already.

by mous3 September 26, 2011

Pitch and Miss

A term used to describe the result of a useless salesman.

joe: did suicidal george sell his 3pm lead.
luke: did he fuck, pitch and miss, george couldn't close his mothers coffin.
joe: re-ap it and send in the swan.

by mrchinchang October 6, 2011

Patch Head

Someone who has just been patched in a motorcycle club and thinks they run the world. They have no reguards to anything else except that they have been patch and they are highly obsessed with themselves. Nothing will stop them.

Dude, have you seen Chris lately? Ever since he got patched, he's such a patch head.

by sluttymcgabin February 14, 2012

Pitch Count

A euphemism used to measure levels of drunkenness. Taken from baseball.

Low pitch count: buzzed, can continue to imbibe for a long time.
High pitch count: smashed, high risk of being pulled from the game.

There are 8 stops on this bar crawl so I can't let my pitch count get too high early on.

by AgileSloth July 9, 2012

Patchwork Panties

The extra crusty underwear of a hippie/wook (see def. wook) girl, never name-brand, sometimes homemade, sometimes not there at all.

She was so crunchy, she had patchwork panties.

by the troof March 13, 2013

Patch Tuesday

The day in which Microsoft tries to fix the various flaws of fucked up products it has produced before.

"Microsoft is going to address some other 913567 vulnerabilities in IE this Patch Tuesday."

by Ershadsky January 16, 2014