Sleepy Pee

Getting up when you're clearly too tired to walk to the bathroom and urinate.

(turns on light)

SHIT. Should have invested in that nightlight. damn you sleepy pee

by zakdwyeragain November 2, 2010

Pee Gravity

When you have to pee, the intensity of the need increases exponentially as you get closer to the bathroom.

I was like 2 seconds from opening the bathroom door and the pee gravity almost made me piss myself.

by shayaknyc August 16, 2012

pee showdown

when you are in a public bathroom stall and someone is in the stall next to you and you both have to pee, but you are both afraid of the judgement you might receive if you start first.

**texting**
Girl: hey, i'm in the bathroom, i'm gonna be late for class but i'm having a pee showdown with the girl next to me

by just trying to educate america June 18, 2012

Pee Polish

Using a piece of toilet paper to wipe the toilet seat really well, so house guests don't suspect you were too lazy to lift the seat when you just took a leak.

Steve pee polished the seat because surprise guests just showed up.

by lyradius February 17, 2013

pee block

The inability to urinate in certain situations, also known as shy blatter syndrome.

"Man, I couldn't pee earlier.. The guy in the urinal next to me started making smalltalk about the weather and I totally got pee blocked..."

by Jimbo001 June 29, 2013

Glee Pee

Being so happy/excited you lose control of your bladder and pee on yourself, floors, etc.

When I saw Bug I got so happy I glee peed

by DaisyBugOlive September 8, 2013

after-pee-shiver

The shaky-shaky phenomenon that puzzles the world to this day, after you take a nice warm drizzle, you shake like an earthquake and you drizzle becomes a firehose and has a velocity strong enough to take an eye out.

"Yo man, what are you doin' in here? There is pee-pee everywhere!"

"The after-pee-shivers got to me."

"Oh yea dawg im feelin ya"

by the potty theorist February 24, 2014