Fresh Mojito

A tiny male Mexican prostitute.

Happy birthday buddy, I got a fresh mojito waiting for you in Pittsburgh.

by Rainier42 February 23, 2012

Fresh Grievious

An act of intimate romance in a threesome, the Fresh Grievious involves the co-operation of 2 females and a male.
With the male lying down, a female partner with the other behind her would give the unreluctant male a handjob from both of their hands resulting in a total of 4 hands on the male's genitalia. In a stroking pattern, the leading female would force the male's genitals onto her chest repeatedly while screaming in pain. The male has no other option but to tolerate the pain and agony along with the sweet pleasure of a 4 hand jackoff.

husband : i'm feeling kinky today, honey

wife : lemme call Emily, we've been wanting to do the Fresh Grievious since Star Wars.

by zukelliot September 5, 2012

Slick Fresh

A very very old man, who likes to fuck trolls.

Hey Slick Fresh, how do you like your sandwich?

by mr7foottall January 10, 2012

Fresh Seasoning

The hazing ritual used by fraternities that involves flatulating, deficating, ejaculating, or urinating in the food of pledges

Jim: "You see that new guy?"
Bobby:"Yeah, what should we do?"
Jim:"His food could use some fresh seasoning"

by Dr. Highschoolrandom February 22, 2011

cold fresh chillin

the ultimate down wit it phrase. the coolness just flows from your fingers, the respect is apparent, and your friends are the hippest, and most funky. the sliest the coolest radiates as you chill with your hommies doing what you do best.

hey b where you at man....oh yo g we b cold fresh chillin over at the crib, club etc.

by funky daddy October 14, 2011

fresher than fresh

Better than good.

My dad was “fresher than fresh “in his gear today.

by MrCaramel71 October 15, 2023

Dookie Fresh

Its Another Word For "The Alphabet"

Did You Learn Dookie Fresh?

by Cute Single Goblin Slay October 20, 2023