german nose hose

when receiving head, the guy may inadvertently shoot cum up the girl's nose if it is not pulled out of range fast enough

Dude, Tiffany didn't pull away fast enough last night so I totally gave her a german nose hose

by Wobtexan September 7, 2007

Dick nosed vampire

one who thinks that the freeway is a nascar track. Swerving through lanes without regard to safety during commute hours but not managing to pass many people.

Look at that dick nosed vampire he needs to relax this is not nascar it's the monday morning commute.

by zoobileezoo April 17, 2009

Nose blow job

The disgusting act of full on sucking on a nose like a popsicle during a make out session.

In the movie Abduction, Lily Collins gave Taylor Lautner a nose blow job during the make out scene on the train.

by Skylar.Spencer October 3, 2011

Nose slide a rail

Code for snorting a line of a powdered drug, preferably cocaine.

Tom and Pete are snorting coke in the basement while Toms mom is around.
Pete says: Hey Tom, wanna nose slide a rail real fast?
Tom says: Sure bro *winks*

by minnesota_stoner January 1, 2009

Cock-Nose-Dolphin

a man that has a penis looking nose and happens to also look similar to a dolphin. this is also a term for retarted people.

"Hey John! Look at that Cock-Nose-Dolphin!"
"Wow! Its Retarted Too."

"nahnahanahanah"

by Ilovemesomenigas March 11, 2010

Hoagie Nose Gorman

Derrogatory term used to describe males with huge noses. Usually still living at home while in the 20's. Only known cure is severing the nasal cavity at the base of nose. Hair style of choice is usually a mowhawk.

"Man why is that hot chick walking with that hoagie nose gorman?"

by JSCAL2338 August 23, 2006

blowing your nose

Usually whenever your nose gets runny, you grab a tissue, put it against your nose and blow thru your nose, this technique is called 'blowing your nose'.

1. Where's a tissue, I need to blow my nose
2. When are you going to stop using all the tissues, You keep on blowing your nose

by Dr. Watson May 18, 2007