Hand Cousin

Noun - a person who pertains to give hand jobs to family members.

Alex is regularly satisfied by his hand cousin.

by Ginger Danish May 12, 2017

lil hands

Lil hands a gang name for a girl around 10-13 and is the drug dealer in it. She isn't that tall but can beat your ass in seconds.

Lil hands is suppose to meet me here for the deal

by Jdbddhejej September 6, 2017

Hand Cereal

Eating Cereal Out Of The Bag With Your Hand & A Cup Of Milk.

Yo I'm Starving, I Think I Might Eat Some Hand Cereal.

by CDG.DDG March 29, 2021

Hog in hand

Being caught off guard / Being in awe

"Did you see that knockout on UFC last night? I stood there, hog in hand, wishing it was me in that octagon! Then I started throwin' fist pumps."

by CaLeDee August 11, 2008

wubba hands

when you smell your hands randomly, and they smell like pussy

"Wow, my hands smell really good! I must have wubba hands!"

by thedarkshight November 12, 2017

knob hands

(British English)

A man's hands made unclean due to neglecting to perform the necessary ablutions after using the bathroom.

Oi, all the taps are broken! That means that bloke coming out of the gents' has knob hands.

by greted September 15, 2016

hand celibate

When a person goes a period of time without masterbating.

A lot of guys are hand celibate for No Masterbate March.

by Roman Archer June 30, 2019