Skip to main content

ninja pic

Taking a photo in public with your cell phone without anyone knowing you just snapped it
My friend's wife was having a drink with another man so I moved closer and got a ninja pic to send him.
by Aub98 May 15, 2016
mugGet the ninja pic mug.

brain ninja

Title given to girls by comedian Dane Cook. Girls have the power to fuck with a guy's mind by saying something so simple that it eventually drives them crazy.
Girls are brain ninjas! They know how to get in there with their katanas and cut ya! And then disappear into the night!
by brainninja14 December 1, 2009
mugGet the brain ninja mug.

green ninja

n. 1. A moron; one lacking the necessary cerebral capacity to formulate coherent thought.
2. A witless boob.
I can't believe he said that. What a green ninja.
by Sendark April 25, 2005
mugGet the green ninja mug.

Afro Ninja

A person that is 50% African 50% Asian.
I looked up Tiger Woods and found out he was a Afro ninja.
by Tyler Mahon June 12, 2008
mugGet the Afro Ninja mug.

green ninja

1)An idiot of unimaginable stupidity.

2)A complete retard.

3)More likely then not, a wannabe asian.
by Squidi.net/forum April 25, 2005
mugGet the green ninja mug.

ninja status

to do something in a stealthy way, usually something you dont want other people to know about.
bob: dood i totally want some of that pizza

joe: ninja status!

(bob takes the pizza without anyone noticing)
by JameyB January 15, 2009
mugGet the ninja status mug.

Drunken Ninja

A inebriated Ninja,
Ninja's tend to get very violent when inebriated so approach with caution
bartender: Hey Ninja I think you had enough

Drunken Ninja: uuu suuckks asshollee *vomits*
by Drunken_ninja April 8, 2005
mugGet the Drunken Ninja mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email