green ninja

n. 1. A moron; one lacking the necessary cerebral capacity to formulate coherent thought.
2. A witless boob.

I can't believe he said that. What a green ninja.

by Sendark April 25, 2005

Afro Ninja

A person that is 50% African 50% Asian.

I looked up Tiger Woods and found out he was a Afro ninja.

by Tyler Mahon June 12, 2008

green ninja

1)An idiot of unimaginable stupidity.

2)A complete retard.

3)More likely then not, a wannabe asian.

Ha, Ruskin is a Green Ninja

by Squidi.net/forum April 25, 2005

Drunken Ninja

A inebriated Ninja,
Ninja's tend to get very violent when inebriated so approach with caution

bartender: Hey Ninja I think you had enough

Drunken Ninja: uuu suuckks asshollee *vomits*

by Drunken_ninja April 8, 2005

ninja status

to do something in a stealthy way, usually something you dont want other people to know about.

bob: dood i totally want some of that pizza

joe: ninja status!

(bob takes the pizza without anyone noticing)

by JameyB January 15, 2009

Lick Ninja

An animal (in particular, a dog) that will sneak up on you while you're watching TV and lick you to death

Look out Rob, my dog Hildi is a real lick ninja.

by gigger06 July 19, 2010

Poop Ninja

When one takes an accidental shit in their pants, and then blaming it on a fictional character, sometimes refered to as just "someone", or the "Poop Ninja"

Can be used as a verb, as well as a noun, sometimes even both.

Example 1: Someone took a shit in my pants, I don't know who, and I don't know why, but this is an issue that needs to be addressed immediately

Example 2:
Jimmy to Ricky: Dammit! Look out man, The Poop Ninja is on the loose. He got me.

by Big_Mac October 27, 2010