morning glory

to wake and greet your love.

Sometimes, I am not quite sure if I respectfully greeted my morning glory.

by jerk October 6, 2003

Morning

another term for a homo.

Dude look at that guy in the tight pants, he must be a facking morning.

by FawsPiece August 19, 2008

Morning Balls

The unconscious yet daring decisions you make in the morning to dress unusually from how you normally would, which ultimately ends in you looking like you're trying to change your persona.

Ex: "Basti, wtf are you wearing today?" "Idk man, I had a serious case of morning balls"

by Safii April 17, 2011

morning rose

Waking up to have blood blossoming across your genitals, hence morning rose.

"I had a morning rose so now it looks like someone was stabbed in my underwear."

by 5p4m5p4mmy5p4m December 7, 2016

morning glory

A company that produces a number of edibles, especially in the dairy department. Check your local supermarket!

Morning Glory Milk is gooooood!

by jam masta July 8, 2004

Morning Oak

Getting up in the morning up with the strong desire for whiskey before your fully awake.

I had a hard case of morning oak this morning but the liquor store didn't open before work.

by rm2001 May 22, 2010

morning woodage

The first erection of the day that occurs while waking up from a night of sleep.

I could hammer nails with my morning woodage.

by KaptainSkinBoat December 4, 2010