Tommy moment

The word Tommy moment is used to describe a moment of pure joy an victory.

Tommy talking about Tommy moment: You know I’m allowed to have moments? Everyone does you know

by aaaaææ May 8, 2021

Matzah Moment

When an event occurs that's so incredible, it deserves a little celebration with some Matzah.

Mike: My wife left me.
Jake: That's a Matzah Moment
Mike: I hate you

by Epic Cone May 10, 2021

Chimera moment

Momentary (though can last for hours or a lifetime in rare occations) disconnection from reality and falling into "Alice in Wonderland" type fantasy world.

Person experiencing a "Chimera moment" will start to substitute his her delusions for reality.

Apophis: Chill bro, you're having Chimera moment

Sufferer: I'll kill you!!!

by Fukkk Offf November 11, 2012

Miller Moment

A complete fail, yet riding it out until the end thinking you have done good. Being a dumbass and not knowing it. Being 100% sure of yourself, while everyone else knows you have fucked up beyond repair.

As I was telling everyone that they knew nothing about oil fields and letting them know I knew everything about oil fields, I had no idea everyone was thinking I was having a Miller Moment.

Wait..I was 100%wrong, even though I thought I was right...damn, Im having a Miller Moment!

dumb ass stupid idiot george w. bush wrong incest tool douche bag

by MmAmOnKeY February 11, 2012

Jake Moment

What occurs when someone is telling an anecdote and you expect the outcome to be the complete opposite of what it actually is. Named after a date set-up gone bad.

(On the phone)

A: I hear you and Jake hit it off! He's standing right here...I just invited him to go dancing with us tonight.

B: I never want to see him again.

A: Well this is awkward.

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C: So I told my boss to f-off before going streaking through the office.

D: So you're fired?

C: No. She gave me extra vacation time to deal with the stress.

D: Wow, Jake moment...

by Viv283 March 5, 2012

Tombstone Moment

That moment after you say something to your girlfriend/wife and you realize that its gonna get you killed.

Friend 1: That dude just called his wife fat.
Friend 2: Thats a total tombstone moment.
Guy who called his wife fat: HELP ME!!!! SHE'S KILLING ME.

by Chumley667 January 7, 2012

wikiduh moment

the moment you realize that the article you are reading is from wikipedia simple instead of wikipedia normal, and feel like a complete moron.

I had a real wikiduh moment when I was reading that article on santa clause and wondered why it was only 2 paragraphs long and was written by an 8 year old.

by tyler treat March 27, 2011